Mom told me you are sick today ... I'm just so upset about it! You need to come right away and get in bed with me. Mom said we could cuddle in her bed because it is so big and it makes you get better faster. She's also very proud of me cause I haven't chewed even one single hole in the new bedspread. Oh wait, if you come home, that means I'm probably going to chew holes. It makes me feel so good to snug with you and chew those little, tasty holes ... ahhhh. Oh well, we could cuddle in your bed or I could come to your house and then it wouldn't matter if I chewed the holes cause Mom would not know. OK?
Day six. STILL ALIVE.
14 hours ago