Madeline took Daisy and me to get our nails trimmed today so we would be ready and look nice for Thanksgiving. I was having a nice time until the lady at the groomers picked me up. She said "Oh, he's kinda heavy for his size, isn't he?". What?????
Mom showed me the turkey she is going to roast for Thanksgiving dinner. She said he was a happy turkey raised outside on an Amish farm with his friends and family. OK. But then she said, "and he's really heavy for his size."
Tobey = heavy for his size = Turkey
Still not in jail, y’all!
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